Promise me you won’t get married again

A newly married couple is in bed when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t respond.

The man asks again “Just tell me, it’s fine. How many men have you slept with?”

His wife, still in total silence, just stares at the ceiling.

The man says “I am sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you. I just thought we could trust each other…”

Still silence from his wife.

The man, giving up, says “It’s OK. Please don’t be upset.”

Since the woman is still silent, the man starts hugging and kissing her, showing his affection.

While he is doing this, his wife seems to come to her senses, stops looking at the ceiling, looks at him, and upset, tells her husband,

“Damn it! You made me lose count!”

ANOTHER JOKE

If I die promise me you won’t get married again

Oh so sweet. You want to be my only one

…No, it’s not that.

I just don’t want two people mourning me at the same time!

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